Our loyal and always contributing reader “None” has kindly pointed out that MercerBell has released a new commercial for Allianz in which the brand name is changed to Ahh-lianz to reflect how consumers feel when their property is damaged.
I’d call it Uugghhhh (as in retching) -lianz 
Or perhaps the Ahh stand for the actual nauseating dealings with the claim itself!
MercerBell launches ad for Ahh-llianz
As one commenter wrote already:
in the lead for rubbish ad of the year already….
How nauseating!
Allianz obviously has enough money to throw around as in sinking that car… pffff, what a stupid, pathetic ad this is, they (claimants) only should know what lies in waiting for them once they need to claim for something, that’s when the AHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRR will come, rest assured.
Believe me, you won’t be OK with Allianz.
If you have a choice, do not go with Allianz as they will make your life hell if you ever need to claim.
They are a bunch of unethical bastards.
Steer clear!